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I write sins not cosines or tangents

(Source: communistbakery, via jackie-the-gr8)



what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 


(Source: foxnewsofficial, via summerscol-urs)



opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler, via summerscol-urs)


I need a rich man to come pick me up
in his helicopter and take me away forever

can i come


Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

(via summerscol-urs)

If u think its okay to buy something then take it out of the packaging and give the package to a sales assistant to throw in the bin because you’re too lazy to find a bin yourself u were wrong

  It took me 9 years to figure that out   (via evilbambi)

(Source: slutsandsinners, via clingy)